segamascot:

greelin:

i’m sincerely always saying this

villainn-era-deactivated2023082:

Me n the mutuals

loverbear-butch:

i’m both dumber and smarter than you think so don’t underestimate me because i’m actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don’t be surprised if i’m dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

pseudorhombicosidodecahedron:

one-pissed-off-child:

manywinged:

manywinged:

yeah sorry i just don’t think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial.

yes of course she did it. why do you think i married her.

homoidiotic:

1990s FTM portraits by trans photographer Dean Kotula (featured in his book The Phallus Palace read here)

flowerpotmage:

evilmario666:

We don’t say “retweet” or “share”. We say “reblog”.

We don’t say “the power’s out”. We say “the Tumbeasts are causing a ruckus again”.

We don’t say “gay”. We say “yaoi”. 

We don’t say “brave”. We say “Dauntless”. 

We don’t say “Halloween”. We say “Spoopy Day”. 

We don’t remember 9/11. We remember the Sherlock series finale.

We don’t say “unalive”. We say “kill yourself”. 

We don’t use “tone indicators”. We use Danganronpa sprites.

We don’t say “farm”. We say “cottagecore”.

We don’t say “he’s so hot”. We say “MY OVARIES!” or “MY PROSTATE!”. 

We don’t say “windmill”. We say “giant” or “dragon”. 

And we’ll never fucking change. Not for Twitter hipsters, not for Apple, not for anyone!

neilcicierega:

what if the world was made of pudding

dont-give-a-fuck-club:

sorry i didn’t respond im losing my fucking mind

roach-works:

madejsbian:

madejsbian:

i found my new favorite painting in my modern art history lecture today 

dynamism of a dog on a leash, giacomo galla, 1912

AND HE WAS RIGHT

tired-and-healing:

235235wedfsfsdf:

You know what, fuck you *uses your fabric scissors to cut cardboard*