horsegirlkj:

Money I’d Like to Find

tamascotchi:

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

idk why everyone took me saying this as a bad thing… it translates to “i am becoming delicious” 

art is open to interpretation

aubreysflame:

the-goat-of-dojima:

hennythingspossible:

bigchiefatl:

tilthat:

TIL Researchers at Yale did a study on teaching monkeys to use money to buy things like grapes, jello and other things. It turns out once the monkeys learned they could buy things with the money they started paying females monkeys for sex, who in turn immediately bought some sweets with it.

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Originally posted by usedpimpa

😂😂😂😂😂

It gets better

You ruined a perfectly good monkey is what you did. Look at it. It’s got Capitalism.

oidrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

fartgallery:

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

mens-rights-activia:

BLOCKT.

New Anthem for 2019 :)

rubyfruitjumble:

poostnight805:

imagine bernie sanders with eyeliner so sharp it could kill a man

imagine if we all deleted

scottlangs:

me: ask me anything

my followers:

lord-kitschener:

m-tski:

tilthat:

TIL the stethoscope was invented because a French doctor felt uncomfortable placing his face on a younger woman’s chest.

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THE Absolute gentleman

Supreme woman respecter

twocubes:

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

corporationkills:

bro …love is the reason we’re here. love is our purpose bro

0mpx:

Logging into tumblr today

abandonedfarm:

Who’s in?

poreless:

hometowncelebrity:

lindsaychrist:

poreless:

siri is isis spelled backwards!

uhm… no. Siri backwards is Iris…